THIS EVENT I JUST GOT INVITED TO BY MY FRIENDS
Remember the most magical night of your life circa 2008? Dressed in your skin-tight cutout dress, your updo rock hard with hairspray and acrylic nails adorned with the freshest French manicure, you knew this would be a night you’d never forget. Anxiously awaiting your dreamy date, whose outfit recalled James Bond in his ill-fitting Men’s Warehouse rental, many questions flooded your still-developing brain. Will someone spike the punch? Will the corsage match my dress? Can I fit this vodka filled water bottle in my purse? Are we finally gonna DO IT tonight?????
Chances are this prom fantasy was something of a letdown. The cunty girl still won prom queen, no one got pigs blood poured on them, and the artsy nerd didn’t lose her glasses and fall in love with Freddy Prince Junior. Maybe you “did it” but you ended up having a more intimate night with your face buried in the toilet bowl. Having reached another turning point, a fork stuck in the road, it is an obvious occasion to embrace the final celebration of any Senior year: ~SENIOR FUCKING PROM~
This is your opportunity to relive that landmark you experienced only four short years ago. Break out that old dress (yes it still fits, no it’s not outdated), find yourself a date, force him to wear a suit or tuxedo T-shirt, and come celebrate the end of finals and also college this Sunday May 13th.
The Prom Committee will provide: • Keg • Punch (pre-spiked) • Jello Shots • An era appropriate soundtrack • Disco Ball • Strobe Light • We’re working on a fog machine • Tacky decorations including but not limited to: Streamers, glitter, confetti • An amazing Senior Prom 2012 backdrop in front of which you and your date can take pictures and immortalize this night forever • Good company
Prom Attendees will: • WEAR A FORMAL PROM OUTFIT! You must follow the dress code for admittance. The tackier, gaudier and uglier your ensemble, the better. • Bring a date. Or go stag if you want to be the only LOSER without a corsage. • Nominate Prom King and Queen on the wall for this facebook group. Prom Committee will tally up the votes and present the winners with a crown, scepter, and sash • BYOB (remember that vodka water bottle? Just like that) • Arrive on time/Leave by curfew (1 AM) so our neighbors don’t get really pissed. • Come have a great time and wish each other HAGS or HAKAS for the LAST TIME EVER (until the 5 year reunion) Let time grab you by the wrist and direct you where to go….to the Senior Prom party.
