August 2011
32 posts
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Aug 19th
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MY BEST FRIEND
Mel: You know what I hate about drunk girls? Me: What? Mel: Nothing. 
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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Aug 17th
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HONORS THESES
Freshman year of college. I’m sitting in the lobby on the 7th floor of my dorm, filling out the application form for the Honors program. A budding frat star that I am semi-acquaintences with walks in. He asks me what I’m filling out. I tell him it’s an application to be an Honors student. He replies.. “HA, WELL HAVE FUN WITH YOUR HONORS THESIS. THIS IS GONNA BE MYYYYY...
Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
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Just changed my twatter name from @sozmcsoz to @sozmonsta! Get on the tweets my friendzz
Aug 15th
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Aug 12th
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Trying to be as clever as Tom C. via text
SZ: That’s a good compromise. I like a compromise. I should be on these debt talks. TC: New York Times headline: “Fashion Research Gets Unprecedented Bump in Zhong/Boehner Plan” SZ: “The Market is Feeling Bullish on Shoes” TC: “Members Only Jacket Futures Skyrocketing” SZ: “Investors are Shorting Ugg Boots” TC: Damn I’m overexposed...
Aug 12th
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Anonymous asked: Who's boots do you gotta shine to get a decent latte in LA?
Aug 11th
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Aug 9th
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Aug 4th
Anonymous asked: You are working in a professional setting right? What do you wear to work?
Aug 3rd
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Help me decide what drinks to get tonight! →
Please don’t suggest the two that come with a whole egg, I don’t think I could handle that!
Aug 3rd
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