September 2010
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Architecture Rings →
Incredible rings. I want one sooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad. Thanks for the tip Q :)
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the g20 experience
I was grocery shopping at G20 with one of those baskets that you roll around like a rolly suitcase. I picked out a loaf of bread and held my arm straight out to the side, about to put it into my basket after I verified that this was the cheapest loaf. The plastic wrapping slipped out of my hands and it fell with a plop from a distance of about 5 feet into my basket. Something told me to look to my...
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We Love Animals - Crookers ft. Soulwax &...
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CALLED IT
So earlier today I was on zee Metro and I noticed a woman in her 40’s sitting near me. My immediate thought was “she must be American” - something about her severely bleached blonde hair, the tightness of her face, snakeskin flats, and the way she was clutching her purse was decidedly un-French. Ten seconds later, what do ya know? She opened her mouth to talk to her friend and...
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Drop Down - Designer Drugs
I forgot about this...
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“I’m thrilled to hear about the French boys. Take pictures for me....”
– HeliosREX stays witty on the daily. I miss you!
“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved...”
– Maurice Sendak (via forcessweetheart)
YES I follow my instincts too, I think everyone should - fuck other people’s judgments
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Lookin for some LOLs? →
Similar to Whose Spider is That? and Emails from an Asshole.. Hahaha
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RECENT CONTEMPLATION
Beauty is power, but where’s the fairness in that? Last time I checked, we didn’t get a checklist in the womb so we could choose the features we would sport for our entire existence. Getting hit on by strangers a million times is equal to receiving one compliment from someone that knows you through and through
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What Kind Of Font Are You? →
Very fun interactive quiz telling you what type of font you are. I got Cooper Black Italic. I’M HAVING SO MUCH FUN I’M NOT BLOGGING. I PLAN TO DO A BIG CATCH-UP POST SOON!
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“We have a fun family. Bear is fun. I’m fun. Dad is kind of fun. You are...”
– My mom
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Appomattox: Salinger Fan Food For Thought →
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“There is a kind of lulling charm in being assured in that dazzling Salinger prose that one’s raw nerves, one’s urban hangover, one’s very horridness, is really not horridness at all but instead a kind of dark night of the soul; there is something very attractive about being told that one finds en
I especially like the first sentence before the semi-colon.
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wendy's to phase out unpopular hamburger sandwich →
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“I like my sandwiches like I like my women.. Naked”
– D-lo, on his alligator meat and bread po’ boy last Mardi Gras in New Orleans
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Cretin
Go on, live your small life. But please, learn the difference between ‘they’re’, ‘their’, and ‘there’, know that it’s ‘asian’ not ‘asain’ (that doesn’t even phonetically make sense), and maybe try spelling out ‘you’ instead of ‘u’ sometime. These are simple elementary school concepts. And maybe...
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Six Famous Geniuses You Didn't Know Were Perverts →
James Joyce is the best, what a fucking fart perv! Here’s a link to all his dirty letters to his wife.
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Monster ft. Jay-Z, Rick Ross, and Nicki Minaj -...