July 2010
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nwnoodle:
Okay this is my super cool new lip balm. I had to make a video to show just how neat it is. It is also USDA certified organic, which is awesome because I don’t use nasty chemical shit on my skin anymore. I also checked all the ingredients, and they are a-ok.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mare Bear
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New York Knicks is short for 'knickerbockers', lol →
PS If you guys are on Twitter.. Dictionarycom is the best to follow. Did you know that a zedonk is the offspring of a zebra and a donkey?
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I wanna succeed, but I’m down to fuck up
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Cyrus, the modern Oedipus →
‘Freud and Oedipus underscore the dark humor of Cyrus.’ Got a lotta laughs out of this movie but my god did I fucking hate Cyrus. What a little shit.
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Naked man on the 405 →
Has anyone gotten to see this guy?? Thanks @terryriley!
How to not be a square
I often reflect on people that I know and don’t hang out with (such as Facebook friends that I would never call) and how worthless to me they are. I don’t mean worthless as a person - I know they love and are loved, and probably are perfectly nice people - I just mean how boring, typical, and uninteresting I find them. The forced inside jokes, the huge gatherings trying to reunite...
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I threw up all over my front porch while trying to open my front door with my...
– Results (my best friend) of this year’s July 4th festivities (aka Armageddon). Everyone was so drunk it was actually fucking stupid — but isn’t that what America is all about?!!!
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WHAT I'VE BEEN READING
And my impression of each, in one sentence:
The Edible Woman (by Margaret Atwood): Yet another novel that completely disproves Atwood’s staunch claim that she is not a feminist; well-written prose nicely offsets the semi-typical plot (single woman becomes engaged has affair is unhappy ends engagement is fine) for a satisfying read.
Grendel (by John Gardner): A retelling of Beowulf (the...
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