June 2009
6 posts
taught my dad to drive stick yesterday. after 20 minutes, this was his comment:
“So…people with only one foot could not drive this car.”
May 2009
39 posts
and
seeing m83 tonight
Ambitious? Jewish?
“Ambitious? Jewish?”
A facebook ad. I hope someone else finds that as strange as I do.
SLEEPOVER AT MEGANS HOUSE!
“Are those carrots?
“No…that’s the sauce…”
The only time I tell the truth is when I’m naked in my bedroom
Job huntin'
Let the interviews begin. Good thing I don’t suffer from SPS (sweaty palm syndrome)..
applying to Nordstrom's online...
Do you use drugs illegally? Note: If you are applying in Minnesota, please skip the following question:
why girls date assholes
“I wouldn’t want to be in any club that would have me as a member.”
Well said, Groucho Marx.
Couch Surfing
If you haven’t already heard of this site, check it out:
www.couchsurfing.org
That’s where I’ve been spending my time, trying to find us a couch in Chicago for Lollapalooza this August.
If it isn’t making dollars, then it isn’t making sense
– Moving Units
The last 10 minutes of my life
Characters: Me, Sonya Mel, my best friend in California
Scenario: Mel is calling. I know that Mel is calling because she’s sitting alone at school waiting for her next class to start. I know I will get sucked into a conversation and I am busy packing. I ignore it. Text from Mel: “You suck” I text back: “I’m packing” Text from Mel: “Answer your phone or I...
Kids remix
**** EDIT: Well that was easy. The internet is an amazing thing. Googled “mgmt kids rap remix”. It’s done by Chiddy Bang. I’ve used my audio upload for the day so I will put it up tomorrow so Steve’s music myspace link below will do. He’s got good beats on there. I’m actually packing to the soundtrack of his playlist at the moment. ****
I don’t know...
My tights have holes in them
And my big toes are sticking out. It’s pretty uncomfortable.
I just thought this was important to get off my chest
Ladiez iz pimpz too
A: See you the day after tomoooorrrooowww! Didn’t we have sex during that movie?
B: Maybe?
A: Oh that wasn’t you sorry
B: Uh
A: Haha oops
B: Sometimes I wish you weren’t such a slut.
My summer project
LOVE<3
IMAGES VIA OAKNYC.COM
to do
1. AUDIOTISTIC 2009, SAN BERNARDINO, MAY 9: ABOVE & BEYOND, CHROMEO, THE ROOTS, MENNO DE JONG, ARMAND VAN HELDEN, TALIB KWELI, Z-TRIP, THE THRILLSEEKERS, GOLDIE, DONALD GLAUDE, ED RUSH & OPTICAL, DOES IT OFFEND YOU YEAH?, THE COOL KIDS, DILLINJA & LEMON D, and many more!, INSOMNIAC STAGE: ABOVE & BEYOND featuring Zoe Johnston, MENNO DE JONG, THE THRILLSEEKERS, DONALD GLAUDE, DJ...
bianca is sleeping
i feel too loud eating my lay’s in the room so i am going to sit in the hallway outside my room and crunch as loud as i want :)
goodnight beezy.
big dreamz/big planz
i gotz em
The Next Day
I raped that stats final